The Feels Keep Out Patch

Emotional unavailability as an art form. Finally, some signage.

Blunt, a little defensive, and completely relatable to anyone who has ever found it easier to explain their inner life through patches than conversation, which is most people at ALT CVLT, honestly. Slap it on a denim jacket next to your black metal pins, your horror movie buttons, or whatever you have been quietly accumulating since you stopped trying to fit in. The message does the work.

Embroidered iron-on patch. Approximately 80mm x 80mm.