Spider Contact Lenses
Eight eyes would be better but two will have to do. The Spider lenses bring arachnid energy to your face in a way that's genuinely hard to look away from, which is ironic, because most people will try.
Spider imagery runs deep through gothic, punk and metal subcultures, from Sisters of Mercy album art to every patch on every jacket in every sticky-floored venue you've ever loved. These lenses tap into that same visual language and push it somewhere wearable, or at least wearable by the kind of person who shops at ALT CVLT. Great for horror cosplay, dark fashion looks that go all the way, or reminding people at the party that you are not, in fact, someone they should mess with.
Cosmetic use only, non-prescription. 3-month wear, single pair per pack. Always follow safe contact lens handling and hygiene practices, and consult an optometrist if you're new to lenses.