Oh S#it Sorry I forgot Your Birthday Blank Card

You forgot. It happens. The card aisle at the servo wasn't going to cut it anyway.

The blank interior means you can write a genuine apology, a decent excuse, or just leave the chaos to speak for itself. Either way it lands harder and funnier than anything wrapped in cartoon cake. Late is fine. Forgetting entirely and then owning it? That's a personality.

Square card, 15cm x 15cm. Comes with an envelope.