It's Shark Week Bitch Earrings

Consider yourself warned. 

White block letters on clear acrylic, with a splatter of blood-red drips running down the side like the opening scene of something rated R. A public service announcement for the one week a month when the mood is homicidal, the snacks are non-negotiable and everyone had better keep their distance. Crude, funny and completely honest, they're the jewellery equivalent of a hot water bottle and a scowl. Get a pair for the friend who'd find them hilarious. You know exactly who.

Clear acrylic rounded rectangle with white lettering and red drip detail. Silver-tone fish hook ear wires. Sold as a pair.