I Hate Your Band Round Patch

Honest. Confrontational. Correct, at least about half the time.

No band allegiance required, no genre loyalty, just a blanket policy communicated clearly on your person. This patch is for anyone who has stood at a gig nodding politely while someone enthusiastically describes a band that is, objectively, bad. It pairs well with a vest covered in patches for bands that are actually good, which lets the contradiction do the work for you. Dark aesthetic credibility through weaponised ambiguity. The perfect counterpoint to every other patch on this page.

Sew-on round patch. Sew onto your vest, jacket, pants, beanie, or bag.