I Hate Your Band Patch Beanie

An honest beanie for honest people. Every alternative, punk, and metal scene has produced at least three bands that should have stayed a rehearsal room experiment, and someone has to say it.

The embroidered patch does the talking so you don't have to, which is ideal when you're standing next to someone at a gig who won't stop telling you about their mate's electro-djent project. It's the kind of dark, deadpan accessory that belongs in the Melbourne underground, worn by people who have genuinely sat through too many bad support acts and emerged with strong opinions. Gothic streetwear that skips the theatrics and just states the position plainly.

Knitted acrylic beanie with embroidered patch logo. One size fits most.