Dead Tired Sleeping Mask

Sleep is just death being shy. If you're going to commit to the bit, you may as well do it in style.

The Dead Tired satin sleep mask is for the chronically nocturnal, the shift workers who see sunrise as a threat, and anyone who has described sleep as "tiny death practice" without a hint of irony. Soft satin blocks out the light with the same energy as closing your coffin lid, which is to say, completely and without apology. It also makes a genuinely solid gift for the person in your life who runs on four hours and spite.

Satin fabric, one size fits most.