50 and F#cked Blank Birthday Card

Fifty is a milestone. So is finally running out of things to pretend you're fine about.

This one says what your inner circle is already thinking, and leaves the inside blank so you can add whatever specific damage feels appropriate. Ideal for the friend who has survived five decades of chaos, bad decisions, worse relationships, and is somehow still here. Respect.

Square card, 15cm x 15cm. Comes with an envelope. No glitter. Thank god.