Vinyl Record Bottle Opener

The only acceptable reason to stop a record from spinning is if it's doing bottle-opening duty.

Shaped like a 7-inch single, this bottle opener is for the kind of person who has strong opinions about pressing plants, keeps their collection alphabetised by label, and drinks beer between sides. It sits perfectly in that Venn diagram of punk, metal, and grunge households where the record player is on constantly and the fridge is never fully stocked. A practical object that doubles as a nod to the culture, no explanation required to anyone who gets it.

Metal bottle opener in vinyl record form. Compact, functional, won't scratch your actual records.