Trust No One Patch Beanie

Solid life advice, honestly. From governments to algorithms to that guy at the venue who says he's on the list, the vibe checks out.

Whether your paranoia leans more X-Files, more darkwave, or more general late-stage everything, this embroidered patch beanie makes the point without needing a lengthy explanation. It's the kind of accessory that fits right in alongside a beat-up leather jacket, a show tote full of patches, and a deeply held suspicion of anything too cheerful. An ALT CVLT original for the dark aesthetic crowd who like their accessories to carry a little attitude.

Knitted acrylic construction with embroidered patch logo. One size fits most teen to adult head sizes.