See You In Hell Blank Card

We all know where we're headed. Might as well send a card ahead.

Gold St. Press makes this one by hand in Australia, and it's exactly the kind of thing ALT CVLT exists to stock. Not a novelty, not a gag gift for the office, but a genuine send-off for someone who would take it as the compliment it's intended to be. The punk who's never going to straighten out, the metal head who treats damnation like a floor plan, the horror fan who considers the underworld a reasonable travel destination. Pack your bags. The brimstone's warm.

Handmade in Australia by Gold St. Press. Printed on thick, textured matte stock. Folded size 5x7 inches. Blank inside. Comes paired with an envelope.