See No, Hear No Speak No Evil Wise Zombies Figurine

The three wise monkeys never anticipated the undead reboot. See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil gets a gore-soaked upgrade, and honestly it tracks, because the apocalypse was always going to make philosophers of us all.

These three undead sages sit side by side, hands pressed to eyes, ears, and mouth respectively, except now they're rotting, blood-streaked, and have clearly been supplementing their diet with grey matter. It's the kind of dark humour that lives comfortably between your horror memorabilia and your favourite skull candle. A gothic twist on a centuries-old concept, executed with exactly the kind of macabre wit that belongs at ALT CVLT.

Resin figurine set. Three zombies seated side by side. Suitable for shelf display. Handle with the reverence you'd give any undead elder.