See No, Hear No Speak No Evil Team Wise Zombies Figurines

The undead have opinions, and they've been sitting on them since before the outbreak. These three wise zombies are doing their best with the see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil routine, which takes on a whole new dimension when the people involved have been dead for a while.

The Shaun of the Dead energy here is undeniable, and that's not accidental. There's a long tradition in horror of the working dead as commentary, and these figurines sit right in that lineage, somewhere between cult film merchandise and genuine dark aesthetic shelf-filler. They're an ALT CVLT original, made for the kind of person whose bookshelf tells a story about their whole personality before you've even sat down. Zombie collectibles that actually have something going on, rather than just standing around looking green.

Set of three zombie figurines in see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil poses. ALT CVLT original product.