[PRE-ORDER] Batwing Pagoda Umbrella - Deadline Friday 23rd

The sun is not your friend. It never was. And now you don't have to pretend otherwise.

The pagoda silhouette gives it that Victorian funeral procession energy, while the batwing detailing pushes it firmly into alternative fashion territory that a plain umbrella simply cannot compete with. It functions as a parasol, a rain shield, and a very clear signal to strangers that you are not available for small talk. We've gone the pre-order route because demand keeps eating our stock alive, and we'd rather you wait a few weeks and actually get one than miss out again.

Available in Ivy (Green). Pre-orders close Friday 23rd, with arrival expected late January to February. One umbrella. Maximum drama.

Fans of: Voltaire, Wednesday Addams' wardrobe department, anyone who has ever called summer a personal attack.