Merry Bloody Christmas Candle

Christmas is a horror show. Might as well lean in.

The Merry Bloody Christmas Candle is exactly the kind of seasonal decor that makes your nan uncomfortable and your friends jealous. Because nature does the heavy lifting, every candle comes out slightly different, its own weird little creature with its own colour and texture. That's not a flaw. That's the whole point.

Light it, let it do its thing, and enjoy a December that doesn't smell like corporate pine needles. Works equally well as a gift or as a passive-aggressive centrepiece at a family lunch.

Handmade in Australia. Each specimen unique. Price: $24.95.