MELVINS Tee

Before sludge was a genre, before drone metal had a name, the Melvins were already doing it slower, heavier, and weirder than anyone else in the room. Buzz Osborne and Dale Crover have been confounding expectations since 1983, and they show absolutely no signs of stopping.

This is band merch for people who understand that the Melvins aren't just a band, they're a philosophical position. They invented the template that Nirvana, Mudhoney, and half the underground borrowed, then kept going long after the Seattle scene became a VH1 retrospective. Wearing this means you know the difference between Lysol and Houdini, and you probably have opinions about both.

Printed on Gildan Heavy Cotton. Available in select sizes.