Krampus Killing Christmas Tee

Santa had it coming. Krampus is the holiday tradition that the sanitised, mall-Santa version of Christmas tried very hard to make you forget, and this tee remembers.

The alpine folklore is unambiguous: naughty kids get birched, stuffed in a sack, and dragged to the underworld. No coal, no second chances. This design leans all the way into that energy, putting the horned one to work on the big man himself. It's the gothic, horror-adjacent antidote to every forced office Secret Santa you've ever suffered through. Handprinted and hexed in the USA, which means the production process has at least as much personality as the design.

100% premium poly-cotton blend. Super soft construction. If your size isn't showing, ask the team at ALT CVLT and they'll sort you out.