JAWS Mug

You're gonna need a bigger cup.

Spielberg's 1975 masterpiece essentially invented the summer blockbuster and ruined ocean swimming for about three generations of people who were otherwise perfectly fine. JAWS is horror dressed up as an adventure film, or maybe an adventure film dressed up as horror, and either way John Williams' two-note theme has lived rent-free in every swimmer's head ever since. This mug is for the people who watch it every year anyway, who own the poster, who have explained at length why the shark barely appearing is actually the whole point. Good taste in film. Questionable taste in beachwear.

Ceramic mug, 11oz capacity. Officially licensed. Hand wash recommended.