I Love You To Death Blank Card

Love languages are complicated. Murder metaphors are not.

This card does exactly what it says, which is more than most people manage. Gold St. Press makes these by hand in Australia, and the vibe is perfectly calibrated for anyone whose affection runs darker than a Hallmark aisle can accommodate. Give it to a partner, a best friend, a creature of the night you have feelings for. The blank interior means the emotional devastation is entirely on you.

Handmade in Australia by Gold St. Press. Folded size 5x7 inches. Printed on thick, textured card stock.