I Hate Your Band Patch

You've sat through enough mid sets at sticky-floored venues to earn this one.

The perfect patch for anyone who has ever nodded politely while someone's boyfriend explained why their band is "kind of like Bauhaus but more experimental." Sew it onto your battle vest, jacket, beanie, or bag and let it do the talking for you. No explanation required. ALT CVLT stocks this alongside the rest of your dark aesthetic arsenal, because self-expression sometimes means saying the quiet part loud.

Embroidered sew-on patch, NOT iron-on. Measures approximately 75mm. Sourced for the alternative fashion faithful in Frankston, Victoria.