Hail Santa Tee

Santa sees you when you're sleeping, and honestly, he's fine with it. He's into it. The Hail Santa tee takes the most corporate holiday on the calendar and hands it back to the people who actually make December worth surviving, which is to say the goths, the metalheads, and anyone who's ever headbanged to a Yuletide playlist that would make their nan cry.

This tee lands exactly where gothic alternative fashion and heavy metal Christmas chaos intersect, handprinted and hexed in the USA on a super soft poly-cotton blend that doesn't feel like wearing a cardboard box. Wear it to the work Christmas party. Wear it to ruin family photos. Wear it because the holiday sweater industrial complex can get absolutely wrecked.

100% premium poly-cotton blend. Super soft hand feel. Handprinted in the USA. Available in select sizes, ask us if yours isn't showing and we'll chase it down.