Grinch, (The) Keychain

You're not anti-Christmas. You're just paying attention.

The Grinch has been punk rock since 1957, a solitary weirdo on a hill full of opinions about manufactured joy and compulsory cheer, which honestly tracks for anyone who's ever worked retail in December. This keychain is for the person in your life who tolerates the season under protest, or wears their contempt openly and without apology. A small, perfect piece of alternative lifestyle hardware for bag, keys, or jacket zip. Very on-brand for the ALT CVLT Frankston crew.

Keychain format. Officially licensed. Priced at $14.95.