God Botherer Cross Tights

The church doesn't want you, but the cross wants your legs. God Botherer tights walk the line between devotional and deviant, which is exactly where the best alternative fashion lives.

Opaque through the body with sheer thighs showing off a bold cross detail, these are the kind of tights that make religious studies uncomfortable and your outfit significantly more interesting. The dark aesthetic hits whether you're deep in a Sisters of Mercy phase, dressing for a funeral that's also a party, or just committed to the bit on a Tuesday.

One size fits most.