Fortune Telling Cards

The cards never lie. They just sometimes have terrible timing.

Divination has been part of underground and gothic culture forever, from the tarot decks stuffed into jacket pockets at post-punk shows to the pendulum swinging above someone's coffee table in a sharehousse full of Joy Division posters. This fortune telling card deck plays it for laughs, which honestly feels more honest than pretending the universe has a coherent plan. Great for anyone who checks their horoscope ironically but still checks it every single day.

Humour card deck. Standard card format. Comes boxed. A sharp little gift for the dark aesthetic crowd who prefer their cosmic guidance with a side of self-awareness.