Dad's Out For Milk Father's Day Blank Card

Father's Day cards fall into two categories: the ones that lie through their teeth, and the ones that tell the truth sideways. This is the second kind.

Gold St. Press, handmade in Australia, has clocked that complicated family dynamics don't disappear just because Hallmark needs a sales quarter. "Dad's Out For Milk" is the card for the dad who surprised you by sticking around, the one you have a functional but not sentimental relationship with, or honestly, the one you're still figuring out. It's dark, it's funny, and it respects the recipient's intelligence enough not to pretend everything is fine when it's just okay, which is sometimes enough.

Folded size 5x7 inches, printed on thick textured matte stock, paired with an envelope and packaged in a resealable bag. Blank inside.