Moo-tilation of the Sixth Kind UFO Alien Keyring

Somewhere out there, a farmer is still filling in the CEIV paperwork.

A black flying saucer beaming a very confused cow up through a shaft of radioactive green light. The tractor beam swings free on its own ring, so the abduction is always mid-progress every time you pull your keys out. For conspiracy theorists, rave kids, late-night documentary bingers and anyone who has stared at the sky a little too long on a country road. Pair it with the alien hoops and keep an eye on the paddocks. They're watching. Mostly the cows.

Black acrylic UFO with a hanging neon green acrylic tractor beam and cow silhouette, on a silver-tone chain and split ring.