18 and F#cked Blank Birthday Card

Eighteen is the age of legal adulthood, voting rights, and the slow dawning realisation that none of it is what it was cracked up to be.

The 18 and F#cked card is for the birthday person in your life who doesn't need a pastel balloon print and a rhyming couplet about opportunity. They need honesty. This is the card you grab when you're done with the platitudes and you'd rather hand someone something that makes them laugh through the existential dread. Blank inside so you can write whatever actually reflects the vibe, a rare and important feature when the standard sentiments just aren't cutting it.

Measures 15cm x 15cm. Comes with envelope. Printed on card stock.