{"product_id":"trust-no-one-patch-beanie","title":"Trust No One Patch Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003eSolid life advice, honestly. From governments to algorithms to that guy at the venue who says he's on the list, the vibe checks out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether your paranoia leans more X-Files, more darkwave, or more general late-stage everything, this embroidered patch beanie makes the point without needing a lengthy explanation. It's the kind of accessory that fits right in alongside a beat-up leather jacket, a show tote full of patches, and a deeply held suspicion of anything too cheerful. An ALT CVLT original for the dark aesthetic crowd who like their accessories to carry a little attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKnitted acrylic construction with embroidered patch logo. One size fits most teen to adult head sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ALT CVLT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45550172569791,"sku":"820017","price":34.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_ae001b9c-ad2b-4684-a267-24b01f6926c6.jpg?v=1777070754","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/trust-no-one-patch-beanie","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}