{"product_id":"tankard-alcoholic-metal-tee","title":"TANKARD Alcoholic Metal Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eGermany, 1982. Four dudes from Frankfurt decided thrash metal needed to be faster, dirtier, and significantly more committed to beer. Forty-plus years later, Tankard remains one of the unsung pillars of the Teutonic thrash scene, and this tee is proof that some things age like a perfectly cellared helles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTankard never got the mainstream crossover that Metallica did, and they never wanted it. They stayed in their lane, that lane being face-melting riffs and an almost philosophical dedication to drinking. If you know, you know. This sits comfortably alongside your Kreator back patches and your well-worn Destruction records, the kind of shirt that earns a nod from the right people at a gig.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOfficial licensed band tee. Available in Large. Machine wash cold, hang to dry, protect the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFans of: Kreator, Sodom, Destruction, Exodus, Nuclear Assault, Overkill\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ALT CVLT","offers":[{"title":"Large","offer_id":45549332005055,"sku":"5262-BLEEDT1","price":34.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_15314b53-0561-4fa2-b5a4-fb5b0ad066c7.jpg?v=1777052466","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/tankard-alcoholic-metal-tee","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}