{"product_id":"squeezing-pimps-blank-card","title":"Squeezing Pimps Blank Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe best cards are the ones that cause a moment of genuine confusion before the laugh hits. This is one of those cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSqueezing Pimps is a blank greeting card by a local independent Australian artist, stocked at ALT CVLT because it belongs nowhere near a pharmacy card rack. It's got the energy of a zine, a band name that never made it past three shows, or a late-night conversation that was funnier than it had any right to be. Send it to someone who gets it. If they don't get it, that's also useful information.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside. A6 size. Designed by an independent Australian artist.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ALT CVLT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45549394886847,"sku":"HU3P","price":7.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_089d7cd2-1850-4214-bc69-044971b234ae.jpg?v=1777053556","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/squeezing-pimps-blank-card","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}