{"product_id":"see-you-in-hell-blank-card","title":"See You In Hell Blank Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all know where we're headed. Might as well send a card ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGold St. Press makes this one by hand in Australia, and it's exactly the kind of thing ALT CVLT exists to stock. Not a novelty, not a gag gift for the office, but a genuine send-off for someone who would take it as the compliment it's intended to be. The punk who's never going to straighten out, the metal head who treats damnation like a floor plan, the horror fan who considers the underworld a reasonable travel destination. Pack your bags. The brimstone's warm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHandmade in Australia by Gold St. Press. Printed on thick, textured matte stock. Folded size 5x7 inches. Blank inside. Comes paired with an envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gold St. Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45553285726399,"sku":"250M6","price":8.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_5e922afa-e6f7-417b-a882-1a4067fe1ee3.jpg?v=1777139538","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/see-you-in-hell-blank-card","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}