{"product_id":"see-no-hear-no-speak-no-evil-wise-zombies-figurine","title":"See No, Hear No Speak No Evil Wise Zombies Figurine","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe three wise monkeys never anticipated the undead reboot. See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil gets a gore-soaked upgrade, and honestly it tracks, because the apocalypse was always going to make philosophers of us all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese three undead sages sit side by side, hands pressed to eyes, ears, and mouth respectively, except now they're rotting, blood-streaked, and have clearly been supplementing their diet with grey matter. It's the kind of dark humour that lives comfortably between your horror memorabilia and your favourite skull candle. A gothic twist on a centuries-old concept, executed with exactly the kind of macabre wit that belongs at ALT CVLT.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eResin figurine set. Three zombies seated side by side. Suitable for shelf display. Handle with the reverence you'd give any undead elder.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ALT CVLT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45550750269631,"sku":"NEM2838","price":89.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/see-no-hear-no-speak-no-evil-wise-zombies-figurine","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}