{"product_id":"sci-fi-bathrooms-blank-card","title":"Sci-Fi Bathrooms - Blank Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eHallmark doesn't make a card for this. The Sci-Fi Bathrooms blank card is for the person in your life who appreciates the absurd, the cosmic, and the deeply weird, and would find a generic birthday card insulting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned by a local indie artist from the Melbourne alternative scene, this is the kind of card that gets kept on the shelf instead of binned after a week. Surreal imagery, dark humour, genuinely original, the sort of thing that fits right alongside a collection of cult VHS tapes and zines about interdimensional plumbing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside so you can write something as strange as the front. A6 card with envelope included. Australian made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ALT CVLT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45549392494783,"sku":"HTSE","price":7.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_140cd36c-7c58-48a5-8d20-5f486f7236e5.jpg?v=1777053520","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/sci-fi-bathrooms-blank-card","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}