{"product_id":"prescription-beer-stubby-cooler","title":"Prescription Beer Stubby Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour doctor said cut back. Your doctor also doesn't know what they're talking about. The Prescription Beer Stubby Cooler is a medical-grade solution to the very serious problem of a warm beer, complete with Rx label aesthetic for those who self-medicate responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the stubby cooler for the alternative crowd who've been laughing at pharmaceutical culture since the early Butthole Surfers records. Dark, deadpan, and perfect for a backyard gig, a horror movie marathon, or any occasion where the dress code is 'don't care but make it interesting.' It fits neatly in the merch table budget and makes a genuinely good gift that doesn't require wrapping paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFits standard 375ml stubbies. Measures 11cm. Foam construction keeps your prescription cold where it belongs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dormar Indent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45550460371135,"sku":"9318","price":14.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_cf97d9b7-e837-4b3b-80c3-9d5d19abb73d.jpg?v=1777081557","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/prescription-beer-stubby-cooler","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}