{"product_id":"plague-fathers-day-blank-card","title":"Plague Father's Day Blank Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eFather's Day cards are almost always terrible. This one has a plague doctor on it, which fixes that immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGold St. Press is an Australian maker with the right idea about greeting cards, and the Plague Father's Day card is proof. The \"ya fully sick\" energy is very specifically Australian, very specifically for the dad who would actually appreciate a beaked mask and medieval pestilence vibes over a barbecue apron pun. Dark aesthetic, local humour, handmade in Australia. It's the card for the father figure who raised you on horror films, classic rock, and a healthy distrust of sentimentality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside. Folded size 5x7 inches. Printed on thick, textured matte stock. Comes with an envelope. Handmade in Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gold St. Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45553285365951,"sku":"GC032","price":8.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_f174ce66-ab27-4157-9d0b-e880d778b314.jpg?v=1777139506","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/plague-fathers-day-blank-card","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}