{"product_id":"panda-death-coffee-tank","title":"Panda Death Coffee Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere are two kinds of people in this world: those who are powered by caffeine and those who are lying. The Panda Death Coffee Tank exists for the former, the ones whose morning ritual involves something strong, black, and probably consumed before they've said a single word to another human.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe graphic is the whole bit, dark, deadpan, and exactly the kind of absurdist horror-adjacent humour that fits right alongside the horror and metal aesthetic of anyone who treats their coffee order with the same seriousness they bring to a setlist. No pandas were harmed. The back is plain, the jersey is soft and stretchy, and it wears well in the Melbourne heat when you're running late to something that matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSleeveless tank in soft stretch jersey. Plain back. 100% polyester. Available in select sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ALT CVLT","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":45552438083775,"sku":"576910M","price":44.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45552438116543,"sku":"S604399","price":44.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45552438149311,"sku":"S273422","price":44.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_5b67c6e3-8c6f-4495-a2e5-74b47bc910d0.jpg?v=1779421364","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/panda-death-coffee-tank","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}