{"product_id":"not-today-satan-patch","title":"Not Today Satan Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eSatan has been having a rough time lately. Rejected at the door again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Not Today Satan patch is a small rectangle of iron-on defiance, the kind of thing that belongs on a jacket that's already seen some things. It reads as funny to people who get it and mildly alarming to people who don't, which is more or less the ideal outcome for alternative fashion accessories. Sew it, iron it, stack it next to your band patches and your battle jacket's going to be better for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIron-on backing. Measures approximately 70 x 100mm.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ALT CVLT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45552116465855,"sku":"4392","price":9.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_037113e7-be24-409c-b179-aac8ef747601.jpg?v=1777118855","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/not-today-satan-patch","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}