{"product_id":"not-today-satan-patch-beanie","title":"Not Today Satan Patch Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003eTechnically you're leaving the door open for tomorrow, but today you are unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Not Today Satan\" started as drag house slang, got claimed by every corner of the dark aesthetic internet, and somehow still lands. It belongs here. There's a version of this sentiment on a bumper sticker outside a megachurch and a completely different version on this beanie, worn by someone who has a genuine opinion about which Danzig era was best. The embroidered patch keeps it looking like a considered choice rather than fast fashion sarcasm, which is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKnitted acrylic with an embroidered Not Today Satan patch. One size fits most teen to adult head sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ALT CVLT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45550172766399,"sku":"820019","price":34.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_dfa718eb-7e78-4b00-a301-3e8081b8a35e.jpg?v=1777070768","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/not-today-satan-patch-beanie","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}