{"product_id":"long-time-not-a-good-time-blank-card","title":"Long Time Not A Good Time Blank Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people treat every interaction like a deposition. You know the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGold St. Press out of Australia makes cards for people who communicate in dark humour and hard-won honesty, and this one's for whoever in your life turns every conversation into an endurance sport. The winding road illustration and the bleak wit of \"Long Time Not A Good Time\" says everything you'd normally bite your tongue over. Gothic sensibility doesn't require a skull on everything, sometimes it's just the unvarnished truth about how exhausting existence can be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside. Folded size 5x7 inches. Printed on thick, textured matte stock. Comes with an envelope. Handmade in Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gold St. Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45553285628095,"sku":"GC022","price":8.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_655d6901-9626-486c-b3bd-0d4a1221d085.jpg?v=1777139530","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/long-time-not-a-good-time-blank-card","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}