{"product_id":"lector-cannibal-horror-planter-gnome-garden-statue","title":"Lector Cannibal - Horror Planter Gnome Garden Statue","description":"\u003cp\u003eA census taker once tried to test him. He ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Your garden deserves that energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Silence of the Lambs-inspired ceramic gnome planter is Hannibal Lecter in his most unexpected form, which honestly tracks. He's contained, he's watchful, and he will absolutely judge every person who walks past your front door. The horror kitsch market has produced a lot of weird garden statuary, but a cannibal psychiatrist gnome with planter functionality is a specific kind of commitment to the macabre that ALT CVLT can get behind. Works as an outdoor garden statue or an indoor display piece for your desk, shelf, or anywhere you want guests to feel mildly unsettled.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCeramic construction. Functions as a planter or display statue. Suitable for indoor or outdoor use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45550479179967,"sku":"114","price":27.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_acaf4408-0af9-463e-a8c3-b460f5afb95a.jpg?v=1779418103","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/lector-cannibal-horror-planter-gnome-garden-statue","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}