{"product_id":"its-shark-week-bitch-earrings","title":"It's Shark Week Bitch Earrings","description":"\u003cp\u003eConsider yourself warned. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite block letters on clear acrylic, with a splatter of blood-red drips running down the side like the opening scene of something rated R. A public service announcement for the one week a month when the mood is homicidal, the snacks are non-negotiable and everyone had better keep their distance. Crude, funny and completely honest, they're the jewellery equivalent of a hot water bottle and a scowl. Get a pair for the friend who'd find them hilarious. You know exactly who.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClear acrylic rounded rectangle with white lettering and red drip detail. Silver-tone fish hook ear wires. Sold as a pair.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Co","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":67604962934975,"sku":"CHAOS-E-SHARKWEEK","price":19.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/FE2B4BB5-3995-43BB-BC7D-1457FCED76F6.jpg?v=1791553833","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/its-shark-week-bitch-earrings","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}