{"product_id":"i-hate-your-band-patch","title":"I Hate Your Band Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou've sat through enough mid sets at sticky-floored venues to earn this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe perfect patch for anyone who has ever nodded politely while someone's boyfriend explained why their band is \"kind of like Bauhaus but more experimental.\" Sew it onto your battle vest, jacket, beanie, or bag and let it do the talking for you. No explanation required. ALT CVLT stocks this alongside the rest of your dark aesthetic arsenal, because self-expression sometimes means saying the quiet part loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEmbroidered sew-on patch, NOT iron-on. Measures approximately 75mm. Sourced for the alternative fashion faithful in Frankston, Victoria.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ALT CVLT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45549903970495,"sku":"EP12","price":9.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_58180004-eb9a-4d97-a231-1d5d63f57018.jpg?v=1777063067","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/i-hate-your-band-patch","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}