{"product_id":"huge-loser-blank-birthday-card","title":"Huge Loser Blank Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Losers Club has always had better taste than the popular kids. That's just a fact.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGold St. Press made this one for the people who found their people in the weird corners, the horror kids, the punk contingent, the ones who stayed up too late watching things they probably shouldn't have. It's a birthday card for someone who'd rather be a huge loser than spend another second performing normalcy. The reference lands whether they're more Stephen King or Stranger Things, but either way they're going to get it immediately. Handmade in Australia, blank inside, comes with a novelty envelope that also has opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHandmade in Australia by Gold St. Press. Folded size 5x7 inches. Comes with novelty envelope. Blank inside.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gold St. Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45553284808895,"sku":"GC043","price":9.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_34102032-d9d9-43f7-9558-b811a9259c6d.jpg?v=1777139462","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/huge-loser-blank-birthday-card","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}