{"product_id":"f-ck-you-candle","title":"F*ck You Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003ePatience is a virtue. This candle is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe F*ck You Candle is a long game. You burn it down slowly, wick by wick, until the wax gives way to a ceramic hand making its feelings absolutely clear. It's the kind of gift that works in two directions, for the candle obsessive in your life who has a sense of humour about it, or for whoever recently earned a very specific sentiment. Either way, it sits on a shelf and does nothing suspicious until it does. Punk sensibility in home fragrance form, which is a sentence we're genuinely proud of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCeramic hand hidden inside. Burn to reveal. Available from ALT CVLT in Frankston.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ALT CVLT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45552798695615,"sku":"Q278941","price":54.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_0a79cf1a-31bd-4e41-87c9-602db35d955a.jpg?v=1777131748","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/f-ck-you-candle","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}