{"product_id":"dead-tired-sleeping-mask","title":"Dead Tired Sleeping Mask","description":"\u003cp\u003eSleep is just death being shy. If you're going to commit to the bit, you may as well do it in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Dead Tired satin sleep mask is for the chronically nocturnal, the shift workers who see sunrise as a threat, and anyone who has described sleep as \"tiny death practice\" without a hint of irony. Soft satin blocks out the light with the same energy as closing your coffin lid, which is to say, completely and without apology. It also makes a genuinely solid gift for the person in your life who runs on four hours and spite.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSatin fabric, one size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wonder Imports","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45553255514303,"sku":"481233Y","price":15.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_306ec30e-6dfc-43ed-b825-5e2718e05b75.jpg?v=1780471063","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/dead-tired-sleeping-mask","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}