{"product_id":"cow-abduction-ufo-keyring","title":"Moo-tilation of the Sixth Kind UFO Alien Keyring","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomewhere out there, a farmer is still filling in the CEIV paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA black flying saucer beaming a very confused cow up through a shaft of radioactive green light. The tractor beam swings free on its own ring, so the abduction is always mid-progress every time you pull your keys out. For conspiracy theorists, rave kids, late-night documentary bingers and anyone who has stared at the sky a little too long on a country road. Pair it with the alien hoops and keep an eye on the paddocks. They're watching. Mostly the cows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack acrylic UFO with a hanging neon green acrylic tractor beam and cow silhouette, on a silver-tone chain and split ring.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67604964114623,"sku":"CHAOS-K-UFO","price":11.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/FACBB003-E9F2-45A7-BF60-D34362B3EA8D.jpg?v=1791555017","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/cow-abduction-ufo-keyring","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}