{"product_id":"cancer-greeting-card","title":"Cancer Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eCancer is the sign that will cook you a full meal, cry about it, and then ask if you're okay. This card knows its audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Killstar's gothic zodiac range, this one goes out to the water sign who has strong opinions about their home setup, will absolutely help you move house but needs three days to recover emotionally, and has a parasocial relationship with the ocean even if they've never learned to surf. Dark aesthetic meets astrological accuracy, which is a niche we didn't know needed filling until now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLarge folded card with a black envelope included. Because even a Cancer deserves to receive something in the mail that isn't a bill.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Killstar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45550867579071,"sku":"KSRA000456","price":9.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_9b9b9b1c-f3e8-4467-b79f-d645d4456e34.jpg?v=1777086474","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/cancer-greeting-card","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}