{"product_id":"40-and-f-cked-blank-birthday-card","title":"40 and F#cked Blank Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eForty hits differently. Especially once you've done the maths on how many more summers you've probably got versus how many you've already burned through.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe 40 and F#cked card skips the motivational nonsense about this being your best decade yet and goes straight to the shared dark joke that makes a fortieth birthday actually bearable. Blank inside, which is the right call, because what you actually want to say to someone turning forty probably isn't available in the Hallmark range. Hand this to someone who appreciates honesty over sentiment, someone who's been around long enough to know the difference.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasures 15cm x 15cm. Comes with envelope. Printed on card stock.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"William Valentine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45552809312447,"sku":"175921L","price":7.66,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/3633\/0175\/files\/original_19741a05-6342-4ab1-9265-a34ac15b553b.png?v=1777132205","url":"https:\/\/www.alt-cvlt.com.au\/products\/40-and-f-cked-blank-birthday-card","provider":"ALT CVLT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}